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Eryn. 23 years young. New England raised, California living.

ruinedchildhood:

the anthem


I was never good at math but
odds were that I had a
one in seven billion chance
of meeting someone like you
so that means I was more likely
to be struck by lightning or
to win the lottery with a
one in three thousand and
one in 175 million chance,
respectively, and all I can say is
God, I am the luckiest person
to be able to fall in love with you.

The odds have never been more in my favor (via ink-trails)

icanhearmytrainc0ming:

feminist-transition:

repeat after me friends: 

  • vaginas are self-cleaning
  • there is no such thing as a dirty vagina
  • unless you have an infection 
  • in which case your vagina still isn’t dirty but you should really go see a doctor 
  • but yeah
  • vaginas aren’t “clean” or “dirty” they’re self-cleaning acidic muscular tracts 
  • so fuck off

thank YOUUUUUU

sqvad:

unregistered-hypercam2:

illuminati-skeleton:

#BoneBoyzTrapLordz

whats the best way to consume this

what the fuck thats so much cocaine





thisishangingrockcomics:

just woke up 2 find jill slid this under my front door 

i put it in and it is actually “so yesterday” 17 times over. my friends are really good sometimes


tumbledore-:

Sounds like your old school sucks


Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via suspend)